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Saturday, January 29, 2005

Balgamious Rooster babies.

Hello, i will we typiong without the backspace key so dont get offended if i say something wiers/ i can t take it bacxk and now you all get to see how bad a typer ai am without backspace. So i was comparing my self to a crow what the hell is a craow anywya,... raven aor a crow which one makes the small rough sound intstead of the stupi d turkey soudnd.  You know what i mean. So, yes... how do i mattch up? Anyway, ikm gattin backn in tpo running so... running yes wee. and mind mind miind mind mind mind is gone mind is gone just something max put in form of me... yes that says fron leave me alone gotd theres too many adds on zanga in my pponion, im gonna go for somehting less structured in the future possibley, its my birthday soon iadnd... it will be fun hopefully. yes. Contagios uinflammatiory orbitals station. so, talk to ya later. school is some cruel way to punish speople for not being activists/ i dunno but honestly there should be much less stucructure in school. gday people i wanna hear from someone i have mood swings. yes. fgood tgo hea fro m yoea max stop poking my arem


Saturday, May 01, 2004

hello people

introducing a new product... CHEEKY BUTTER ass cream

the number one lubricant of the modern world!

just apply liberally to your toast, and it will be gone and done with within the hour. Side effects may vary, this product not recommended for use as a laxative (its too strong)

so what are you waiting for?? thats right i mean you! get some F@##$ cheeky butter today


Friday, April 30, 2004

ok, not much time to write anything, but ok...  i tried poutine and just so all you know its just like french fries ;p there's like no difference except high cholesterol.  Never run after eating a double serving of spaghetti, it hurts.  Ok nm why am i even bothering gtg


Monday, April 26, 2004

damn now i feel obliged to write more.  Sorry on not giving out e props, im stingy.  Ok, i have a quest.  I will need the help of several talented peeps for the intellectual sections. (Ok, so im asking to much... come along there will be free pop =)  The nature of this quest is one so profound that it could destroy the universe as we know it.  We will break into the FBI headquarters and steal their time machine to travel back in time (duh) and find an unmodified copy of the original bible, for max.  Also, we will be entertained by jumping polish man in a blueberry croissant, and possibly get the chance to crush some prehistoric insect.  Then some guy called Yslackadon will come out of nowhere and make bead newts for us.  Failing that we'll just sit on our asses (excuse me, bums) like normal and attempt to pass me the cheetos


jeez, i dont know why i bother writing in this thing.

Guess ill just have to say something about myself. 

Hello, I am Per.  Im 15 years old.  Ive been conceited for 14 years now.  Im VERY SEXSHE ;)  What do i wear?  Close your eyes and envision a really hot guy, like orlando bloom.  Whats he wearing?

 

No, im not changing my display pic, welll ok i am

why do people use three l's in well anyway?

so, today i had an excersize in standing in one spot.  For a long time.  My brothers made a really fun game where you use golf drivers and rubber balls on a mini soccer field and try to score by whacking it into the net, with a very satisfying whack sound. 

Sounds like the play was fun, but i think im taking an optomistic view. 

Have plans to make a demi plane in my backyard.  My bat cave, located between my friends bed and the wall, isn't as convienient a hideout as i originally thought. 

A song for all you musical people out there:

Who's got a pancake Who's got a pancake I've got a pancake In my pocket.  (rep) Ive got a black watch its black it goes tick tock tick tock ive got a black watch a black watch ive got

West Van memorial library has no books by robin hobb.  Really good writer, has 14 books out now.  Series start with the assassins apprentice. 

Bedside table spontaneously bursting into flame?  Just sacrifice a virgin, worked for me, now my bedside tables encased in ice :p



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